An owl landed in a bar
deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?
BOOTS WITH THE FUR
Goats… Goats everywhere!
> That’s the cutest stampede I’ve ever seen.
> The very last goat makes the best noise.
> it’s official, goats are cuter than cats!
I FUCKING LOVE GOATS SO MUCH but they are not cuter than cats
I will fight you, they are at least tied.
Hybrid Rose. “Peace.”
I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..
This deserves at least a thousand notes !!
i’m like an npc i won’t do anything unless you interact with me
who gave you the right omfg
you’re ONE BIG ASSHOLE
A BIG ASSHOLE INDEEDI feel so bad I laughed for like ten minutes that damn gif syncs up so well
I don’t like you.
things said in majority of movies:
- "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
- "she’s not just some girl!"
- "I should have told you this a long time ago."
- "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
- "but I love him!!"
-“You’re giving up your dream!”
“No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”
"I knew your father. He was a good man."
*girl walks downstairs*
Guy: Wow… you look… great.
- customer: i need to return this wand. it doesnt work at all
- ollivander: ah but the wand chooses the wizard
- customer: listen i just need to return it
- ollivander: the wand! it chooses the wizard
- customer: i have my receipt. i will accept store credit
- ollivander: the wizard is you! the wand is the wand! the wand chooses the wizard!
- customer: this is getting obnoxious. i am pretty certain this wand is broken. do i not have some form of warranty
- ollivander: the warranty chooses the wizard
If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you
I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.