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dinnerwithhannibal:

chiltonomics:

owls-only:

An owl landed in a bar

deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?


BOOTS WITH THE FUR

dinnerwithhannibal:

chiltonomics:

owls-only:

An owl landed in a bar

deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?

BOOTS WITH THE FUR

nikkyatyourservice:

k-k-katelyn:

videohall:

Goats… Goats everywhere!

> That’s the cutest stampede I’ve ever seen.

> The very last goat makes the best noise.

> it’s official, goats are cuter than cats!

I FUCKING LOVE GOATS SO MUCH but they are not cuter than cats

I will fight you, they are at least tied.

transparent-flowers:

Hybrid Rose. “Peace.”

transparent-flowers:

Hybrid Rose. “Peace.”

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

pizzopaps:

i’m like an npc i won’t do anything unless you interact with me

televisonrulesthenation:

teatimepartyinthetardis:

sonny-moore-intensifies:

snonny-plss:

iwantpizza69:

sandyfrank:

who gave you the right omfg

you’re ONE BIG ASSHOLE

A BIG ASSHOLE INDEED

I feel so bad I laughed for like ten minutes that damn gif syncs up so well

I don’t like you.

mydogsnokes:

superassbagels:

mydogsnokes:

its getting late

What the literal fuck

its getting late

lifehacks247:

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mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

nowyoukno:

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  • customer: i need to return this wand. it doesnt work at all
  • ollivander: ah but the wand chooses the wizard
  • customer: listen i just need to return it
  • ollivander: the wand! it chooses the wizard
  • customer: i have my receipt. i will accept store credit
  • ollivander: the wizard is you! the wand is the wand! the wand chooses the wizard!
  • customer: this is getting obnoxious. i am pretty certain this wand is broken. do i not have some form of warranty
  • ollivander: the warranty chooses the wizard
loki-0f-sassgard:

0-memento-mori-0:

wholocked-in-221-b:

If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you

I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.

SAMW

loki-0f-sassgard:

0-memento-mori-0:

wholocked-in-221-b:

If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you

I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.

SAMW